This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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