if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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