First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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