Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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