At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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