I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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