she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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