I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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