I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Terrible idea I love it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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