But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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