Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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