For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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