Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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