Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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