Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
