CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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