Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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