i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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