So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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