Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
is that a dick in a sweater?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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