You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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