they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
