Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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