We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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