Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
