Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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