Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
zippers are such a cool invention
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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