So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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