Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
you made out with another girl for some wings
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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