So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize