If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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