now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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