brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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