I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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