While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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