Old men and throwing up are my life now.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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