i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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