I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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