He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I need to calm my uterus...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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