When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
