I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
tell me about the eggs
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