Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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