how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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