Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
