That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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