How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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