That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
