You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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