I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jger and an empty bed here Friday.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
