Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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