Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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