i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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