if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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