Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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